As another list member pointed out last week, John, our LIST moderator is in
transit between jobs and so we ALL have to show a little patience with this
non-museum spam. l
Laura may have missed this comment and it would be a pity if she and others
left.

As for 'Metabolic Liposuction ', I just hit the delete button which I find
is the best method for getting rid of unwanted material!
Roger

-----Original Message-----
From: Laura Lynn Winninghoff <[log in to unmask]>
Newsgroups: bit.listserv.museum-l
To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
Date: Thursday, 28 January 1999 6:19
Subject: Re: The Most Powerful Anti-Obesity Drug Ever Discovered!


>If this type of message's seeping through is not brought under control I'm
>off this list.
>
>Laura Winninghoff
>Indiana University
>Law Library
>
>On Tue, 26 Jan 1999, Joe wrote:
>
>> Introducing HGH (Human Growth Hormone):
>> "The Most Powerful Anti-Obesity Drug Ever Discovered!"
>> "It Is Like Metabolic Liposuction Vacuuming Off Excess Body Fat!"
>> "It Is The Ultimate Anti-Aging Therapy!"
>> " It Is Cosmetic Plastic Surgery In A Bottle!"
>> "Maybe The Most Powerful Aphrodisiac Ever Discovered!"
>>
>> These are statements from physician researchers - as they try to find
>>
>> appropriate words to describe some of the amazing health benefits
>> they
>> have noted and documented in their research work with this incredible
>>
>> substance!
>>
>> "The Most Powerful Anti-Obesity Drug Ever Discovered!"
>> HGH (Human Growth Hormone) may turn out to be the "magic pill" for
>> fat
>> loss, we have all been waiting for. Inside the body, HGH is like
>> Metabolic Liposuction, vacuuming off excess fat from under the belly,
>>
>> waist, hips, thighs etc.! It revs up metabolism to youthful levels,
>> and
>> resculptors the body by selectively reducing the fat in the waist,
>> abdomen, hips and thighs, while at the same time increasing muscle
>> mass!
>>
>> "The Ultimate Anti-Aging Therapy!"
>> HGH affects nearly every cell in our bodies, rejuvenating the skin
>> and
>> bones, regenerating the heart, liver, lungs, and kidneys, bringing
>> organ and tissue function back to youthful levels!
>>
>> "Cosmetic Plastic Surgery In A Bottle!"
>> HGH smoothes out facial wrinkles, it restores the elasticity,
>> thickness
>> and contours of youthful skin, and it reverses the loss of
>> extracellular water that makes old people look like dried up prunes!
>>
>> "The Most Powerful Aphrodisiac Ever Discovered!"
>> HGH may be the most powerful aphrodisiac ever discovered, reviving
>> flagging sexuality and potency in older men!
>>
>> And the list/the story just goes on and on!
>>
>> Prior to now, this miracle hormone was only available by injections
>> through licensed physician practitioners. It was also very expensive
>> -
>> costing anywhere from $1,000.00 to $2,500.00 per month! But now,
>> these
>> near miraculous HGH effects and more can be safely enjoyed by every
>> adult, especially if you are 30 to 35 years of age or more, because
>> our
>> company has come out with a product that contains potent HGH
>> releasers,
>> precursors and secretagogues! Inside the body, these cause the
>> release
>> of the actual/natural HGH which has the same above mentioned health
>> benefits and more. Our HGH product is 100% Safe! Works with your body
>> .
>> It is a liquid, taken orally, and it is now available to the general
>> public, without prescription, and at a very affordable price!
>>
>> HGH has been shown by researchers to have the following specific
>> benefits when regularly used over a period of 6 months:
>>
>> ~ 14.4% Loss of excess fat on average, after 6 months,
>>   without dieting or exercise!
>> ~ 8.8% Average Increase in Muscle Mass after 6 months
>>   without exercise!
>> ~ Eliminate Cellulite!
>> ~ Higher Energy Level
>> ~ Younger, Tighter, Thicker skin
>> ~ Wrinkle Removal
>> ~ Hair Regrowth
>> ~ Improved Cholesterol Profile, with higher HDL (good)
>>   cholesterol, and lower LDL (bad) cholesterol.
>> ~ Stronger Bones and Increase in Bone Density
>> ~ Lowered Blood pressure
>> ~ Greater Cardiac Output
>> ~ Superior Immune Function
>> ~ Re-Growth of heart, liver, spleen, kidneys, and
>>   other organs that shrink with age.
>> ~ Faster Wound Healing
>> ~ Increased Memory Retention
>> ~ Sharper Vision
>> ~ Mood Elevation
>> ~ Improved Sleep
>> ~ Enhanced Sexual performance!
>>
>> Below are a few testimonials from people using our HGH product:
>>
>> " I have been on the product for about three months now and I love it
>> .
>> I've lost around 21 pounds and have a lot more energy"
>> ~R.W.; Alabama
>>
>> "I have been taking your HGH product for 4 months and the results are
>>
>> astounding. I have lost 12 pounds of fat without dieting, have much
>> more energy for my daily workout which I am also getting better
>> results from, my hair is starting to go back to its original color,
>> and not to offend anyone, but my sex life has gone through the roof!
>> I will never be without a bottle of this product! " ~ J.R.; Texas.
>>
>> "I am recovering from a broken neck sustained two years ago. In the
>> last 5 years, I have gained up to 180 pounds. Since I started taking
>> your product, I have gone from a size 16 to a 10 in one month and I
>> am still loosing inches. My weight as of today is 148 pounds and I'm
>> walking for the first time without my cane. I didn't plan on selling
>> this product, but people keep seeing me and end up signing up."
>> ~ M.W.A Arizona.
>>
>> " I have been on the product for a little over three months. I have
>> noticed a lot of positive health benefits. First, I have lost a
>> stubborn ten pounds, that just would not go away for years no matter
>> what I did. The cellulite puckers on my upper thighs are almost
>> totally gone! My vision is much clearer. I am sleeping like a baby,
>> and I wake up very rested. I have a lot more energy, and don't feel
>> as hungry as I used to feel. My hair is thicker and has taken on an
>> added bounce and youthful glow. People keep commenting on how young I
>> look and how I seem to be looking younger and younger with each
>> passing day. My libido is so much improved, and my husband loves it.
>> I could go on and on. But suffice it to say that I will never be
>> without a bottle of this incredible product!"
>> ~ C.C.A Oklahoma.
>>
>> TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR DRASTIC PRICE REDUCTION! BUT HURRY! THIS MAJOR
>> PRICE SLASH MAYBE WITHDRAWN AT ANYTIME WITHOUT NOTICE!
>>
>> Our HGH Product normally retails for only $99.00 per 16 fluid oz.
>> bottle, which is same as a month's supply, for a single individual.
>> But for a limited time only, the price for one 16 fluid oz bottle has
>>
>> been slashed to only $69.99. You will need to quote this Product ID
>> Code: HGH/15564; when placing your order, in order to get the HGH
>> product at this heavily reduced price. (The price quoted on the
>> recording on our 24Hour Automated Order Line is still the regular
>> price
>> of $99.00 per 16 fluid oz). Note: If no Product I.D.Code is quoted
>> when
>> orders are placed, the full retail price of $99.00 per
>> 16 fluid oz. bottle will be charged!
>> Wholesale Distributorships Are Available. Requires purchase of your
>> first bottle at the retail price of $69.99 plus payment of an
>> additional $35.00 Registration Fee. From your second bottle onwards,
>> you get the product at up to 57% discount depending on quantity
>> ordered. If interested, please state your wishes when you place your
>> order. The Wholesale Distributorship Registration Forms & Info will
>> be shipped to you along with your first product order.
>>
>> To Order:
>> Call our 24Hour Automated Order Placement Line @: 918-748-1977.
>> Quote Code#:HGH/15664.
>>
>> There Is More! If you order within 72Hours of receiving this product
>> info message, you will also receive with your shipment FREE OF CHARGE
>> , A FREE GIFT OF AN AUDIOCASSETTE TAPE ON HGH, by an M.D. Physician
>> HGH
>> Researcher, and an Anti-Aging Medicine/Obesity Medicine Practitioner.
>>
>> We accept Visa , MasterCard, American Express and Discover. Your
>> product will be shipped within 72 Hours on regular business days.
>>
>> We also offer Overnight Shipping in the US only. We can also ship
>> Overseas but we are unable to ship overnight to several countries
>> abroad. If you are ordering from abroad, please note that shipping
>> rates will vary depending on the country you want us to ship your
>> product to.
>> If you would like to know for sure what the shipping charges to your
>> particular country will be, leave your name, destination country and
>> your email address, when you call our 24Hour order taking line @
>> 918-748-1977. You will receive an email stating the shipping charges
>> including Overnight shipping rates if any, to your country. Please
>> speak slowly and clearly spelling out all words/names, particularly
>> all
>> unusual words/names! The shipping rates quoted on the 24Hour
>> Automated
>> Order Taking Line applies to standard and overnight shipping in the
>> United States only!
>>
>> ORDER TODAY! And Start Enjoying These Amazing & Miraculous Health
>> Benefits Of HGH From Tomorrow!
>>
>> CALL: 918-748-1977. 24 Hours A Day! Seven Days A Week!
>> Remember to quote ID Code#: HGH/15664.
>>
>> Thank You. If you are in the US, and you selected standard shipping,
>> you should receive your product, within 10 to 14 days. If you
>> selected
>> overnight shipping, you will receive your product the next business
>> day! Please note that we only ship overnight during regular business
>> days, not on week-ends or Bank Holidays. We ship overseas too, but we
>> are unable to state product delivery times for countries outside the
>> United States.
>>
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