There is a great song by Terry Allen called "A Truck Load of Art"
about a bunch on New York artists sending their million dollar art
work to the Westcoast trying to teach those "snotty surfer upstarts"
a thing or two.  Needless to say, it all ends up in a ditch ... its
very funny!

You should check it out!

Claudia Bohn Spector
Senior Fellow
The Getty Conservation Institute, Los Angeles