Must be a Microsoft program. Very buggy until you get to version 3.0 when it
becomes fine. Recommend that you stay with Boyfriend 5.0 until you get to,
at least, version 1.1 of Husband. This way you will have some needed
patches. Never buy any 1.0 program if you can help it.
Nicholas

-----Original Message-----
From: Museum discussion list [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf
Of Roger Smith
Sent: Monday, May 10, 2004 3:38 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Monday Funny - this from Tech Support!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the performance of flower and jewellery applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?

Desperate


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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and
Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Television 6.1. Television 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create Loud noises (WAV files) and does not get deleted.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food
3.0 and Cheerfulness 2.0.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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