To Richard White: Yes, you may terminate any employee, paid or unpaid.

To Colin Stevens: That reminds me of the fact that there are at least two
different graves of Columbus, one in the Caribbean, one in Spain.  The story
is told of the well-traveled woman who, being shown the Caribbean grave by a
tour guide, said "But I saw Columbus' grave in Spain," to which the guide
replies, "Ah!  That's the grave of the *young* Columbus."

Another joke (don't stop me; I'm on a roll): a visitor goes up to a guard in
the Natural History museum and asks "How old is this dinosaur?"  The guard
says "It is one hundred million and twenty-five years old."  "Wow!" says the
visitor.  "How do you know so precisely?"  "Simple," says the guard.  "My
first day on the job, they told me this dinosaur was 100 million years old,
and I've been working here for 25 years."

Ba-doom ching!

Eugene Dillenburg
Lead Exhibit Developer
Philippines Coral Reef Exhibit
John G. Shedd Aquarium
1200 S. Lake Shore Drive
Chicago, Ill.  60605

V: (312) 692-3136
F: (312) 939-8001

"The day is fast approaching, if it is not already here, when 51% of all
museum directors will remember making out to Led Zeppelin in high school."

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