This translating is very interesting. Can someone arbitrate
          the last line between "give me your clogs" and "Smack my
          face?" (Compromise, "throw your clogs in my face?"). Either
          makes equally non-linear sense, or no sense at all.
 
          I continue to think this list is quite amazing, and people's
          generosity with their expertise is very impressive.
 
          Eric Siegel
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