The Top-ten Things That Newt's Mom Whispered To Connie Chung: 10. He can "Talk To The Animals"! 9. Dad took Newty to visit Verdun and Newty said, "Dad, I'm going to make sure that no more American Boys die in France - I'll send 'em Jerry Lewis!" 8. I smoke the cigarettes and he inhaled! 7. Newty says that gun control is being able to hit the White House - From Capitol Hill! 6. He was born with the white hair, you know! 5. Newty wrote that famous line in the 70's: "Love is never having to say you're sorry" He told his first wife that, in the hospital. 4. Dad spits in the sink, I use the toilet, and Newty uses C-Span! 3. When his last sister was born, and I was in labor, Newty called it, "Contractions For America"! 2. Whoops, sorry 'bout those ashes on your cake, Connie! 1. The President? Newty says she's a Bitch! Smiles, Dave PS- did anyone see SPY magazine's review of new National Historic Sites?