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Date: | Tue, 6 Oct 1998 11:39:56 -0800 |
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> Y2K Problem Solved
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> Corporate has defined a lower cost alternative for Desktop conversions
> that also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove
> all computers from the desktop by Jan, 1999. Instead, everyone will be
> provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for
> doing this:
> 1. No Y2K problems
> 2. No technical glitches, keeping work from being done.
> 3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
> 4. Substantial hardware cost savings.
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> Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
> Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over
> the screen. What do I do?
> A: Pick it up and shake it
> Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> Q: How do I create a New Document window?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
> A: Don't shake it.
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