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Date: | Fri, 6 Jan 1995 19:31:36 -0500 |
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The Top-ten Things That Newt's Mom Whispered To Connie Chung:
10. He can "Talk To The Animals"!
9. Dad took Newty to visit Verdun and Newty said, "Dad, I'm going to
make sure that no more American Boys die in France - I'll send 'em Jerry
Lewis!"
8. I smoke the cigarettes and he inhaled!
7. Newty says that gun control is being able to hit the White House -
From Capitol Hill!
6. He was born with the white hair, you know!
5. Newty wrote that famous line in the 70's: "Love is never having to
say you're sorry" He told his first wife that, in the hospital.
4. Dad spits in the sink, I use the toilet, and Newty uses C-Span!
3. When his last sister was born, and I was in labor, Newty called it,
"Contractions For America"!
2. Whoops, sorry 'bout those ashes on your cake, Connie!
1. The President? Newty says she's a Bitch!
Smiles,
Dave
PS- did anyone see SPY magazine's review of new National Historic Sites?
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