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Life's Little Smilie Dictionary
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:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection.
;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something.
:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
good as a happy smilie
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
Those are the basic ones. Here are some less common ones:
(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
::-) User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-) User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-* User just ate something sour
:-)~ User drools
:-~) User has a cold
:'-( User is crying
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:^) User has a broken nose
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:-& User is tongue tied.
=:-) User is a hosehead
-:-) User is a punk rocker
-:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=) User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-) Same thing...other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
<|-) User is Chinese
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/ User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smilie
3:[ Mean Pet smilie
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smilie
The invisible smilie
.-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
X-( User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
:) Midget smilie
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=) Variation on a theme...
:} What should we call these? (what?)
:) Happy
:> What?
:@ What?
:D Laughter
:I Hmmm...
:( Sad
:[ Real Downer
:< What?
:{ What?
:O Yelling
:C What?
:Q What?
:,( Crying
[] Hugs and
:* Kisses
|I Asleep
|^o Snoring
:-` Spitting out chewing tobacco
:-1 Bland face
:-@ Screaming
:-#| Bushy mustache
:-$ Mouth wired shut
:-% Banker
:-6 Ate something sour
:^) Pointy nose (righty)
:-7 After a wry statement
8-) Swimmer
:-* Ate something bitter
:-& Tongue-tied
:-0 Orator
Invisible man
(:-( Frowning
(:-) Big-face
):-( Unsmiley big-face
)8-) Scuba smiley big-face
=:-) Punk-rocker
=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-) Priest
:-q Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e Disappointed
:-t Cross
:-i Semi-smiley
:-o Singing national anthem
:-p Sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[ Un-smiley blockhead
:-] Blockhead
:-{ Variation on a theme
:-} Ditto
{:-) Hair parted in the middle
}:-) Above in an updraft
:-a Lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s Smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d Lefty smiley razzing you
g-) With ponce-nez glasses
:-j Left smiling smilely
:-k Beats me, looks like something, though
:-l Y. A. S.
:-: Mutant
:-\ Undecided
:-| Have an ordinary day
;-) Winking
:-< Real sad
:-x My lips are sealed
:-c Bummed out
:-v Talking head
:v) Left-pointing nose
:-b Left-pointing tongue
:-/ Lefty undecided
:-? Smoking a pipe
.-] One-eyed
,-} Wry and winking
0-) Cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=) Older smiley with mustache
:u) Funny-looking left nose
:n) Funny-looking right nose
:< Midget unsmiley
:> Midget smiley
}:^#}) Mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin
:-) ha ha
|-) hee hee
|-D ho ho
:-> hey hey
:-( boo hoo
:-I hmm
:-O uh oh
:-P nyah nyah
|-P yuk
~~:-( net.flame
O |-) net.religion
:-} beard
:-I net.unix-wizards
:-{ Mustache
X-( net.suicide
:-# Braces
E-:-I net.ham-radio
:-X Bow tie
>:-I net.startrek
:-Q Smoker
3:o[ net.pets
<:I Dunce
(:I Egghead
@:I Turban
8-) Glasses
B-) Horn-rims
8:-) Glasses on forehead
:-8( Condescending stare
>:-< Mad
:-( Drama
:-) Comedy
:-o Surpise
8-| Suspense
:- Male
>- Female
|-O Birth
8-# Death
8 Infinity
THANKS FOR READING. . . . Ok, so it might have been a waste of your online
time--BUT MINE'S FREE!!!!
Talk atcha later!!
--jw
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Allison Smith
University of Wisconsin Madison
School of Library and Information Studies
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