You might be a Museum Professional. . . 

If you label your house-hold furniture and take annual inventories.

If you give tours of your home and require people not to talk loudly
during the tour.

If you don't allow guest to breast-feed during the tour.

If you provide company recorders of tours of your home when they
visit.

If you watch the history channel during the Rose Bowl.

If you put a museum sign such as "Smith Family Museum" in front of your
house, and offer them fro free.

If you obtain a "non-profit" status for your home.

If you make everyone sign in when they come to visit you so you can
track "visitors". 

If you are constantly on E-Bay looking for a rare fine for your
collection.

If you have over 1/4 inch of dust on your home display cases.

If you have dust pumped through your home heating and cooling system so
you will feel like you are at work.

If you take ever exit marked with a brown museum directional sign off
the freeway. 

Enough....

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