Attention Entomologists: I have analyzed the automobile traffic of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) executives and rank and file members and using the TCBR coefficient developed by Gena Gulamentum (1987:34) at Solid State University, I have been forced to the following conclusion: Animal rights protesters murdered between 7 and 8.5 MILLION darkling beetles on America's highways in 1993 alone. Please do not let mine be the only voice to cry: STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!! STOP THE MADNESS NOW!!!! Literature Cited Gulamentum, G. 1987. Tenebrionids crushed by radials: the TCBR coefficient in practical application. J. Stat. Hijinks (Helsinki). pp. 32-39. Thank you. Richard