How many Curators does it take to change a light bulb? ONE... to convene a committee...consisting of at least: 1 Grant Writer: To apply for a MAP/TIS(Museum Assessment Program/Technical Information Service) Grant. 2 Computer consultants: One to search the Web. One to query Museum-L. 1,500 Museum-l lurkers: To have an excuse to break their silence. 1 Graphic Designer: To make "TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER" sign. 2 Conservators: One to remove bulb without getting fingerprints all over the place, and one to try to figure out where the silica gel goes. 1 Evaluator.To count how many times the light was used before and after the burnout, showing that it doesn't really need to be fixed. 1 Exhibits Technician: To try to fix the bulb using duct tape. 1 Volunteer: To stand around. 1 Contractor: To be fired for being late and over budget. 1 Director: To chair an AAM session. ???