Dear, Dear Crazy Melanie!! Oh what a sweetheart you are!! :-D And oh how I reveled in your Episode 7! Not only am I a newcomer to the museum mail list, but as far as my "professional" qualifications are concerned, I'm just a simple over-60 high-school graduate who is a dedicated volunteer in a teeny tiny museum located in the Red Brick Schoolhouse in the small village of Youngstown, NY. HOWEVER, COMMA, somehow I can relate to your ongoing "saga" of the trials and tribulations of being a dedicated worker in a museum atmosphere of even the most vast proportions. You have such a marvelous sense of humor and such a keen mind which you combine into a totally entertaining bit of tongue-in-cheek (right-in-your-face) bit of whimsy that is downright hilarious! (BITE me????? :-D) OK, now that I've said all the nice words, the bottom line is to ask you if you will send me the first six episodes. (See how I am??) Not only is your writing entertaining to the UTMOST degree, what you have to say is something I want to print out for future reference. In some way, I feel that I will need to be reminded of it in my future endeavors with the museum which involve the Trustees, the Budget, the Museum Director, the other Volunteers, a possible Gift Shop, ad infinitum. Please????? Vee Housman Simple Museum Volunteer