Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO LATE. Your computer > will begin to emit a vile ODOR. Then it will secrete a foul, > milky DISCHARGE. Verily, it shall SCREECH with the tortured, > monitor-shattering SCREAM of 1,000 hell-scorched souls, drawing > unwanted attention to your cubicle from co-workers and > supervisors alike. After violently ripping itself from the wall, > your computer will punch through your office window as it STREAKS > into the night, HOWLING like a BANSHEE. Once free, it will spend > the rest of its days TORTURING household PETS and MOCKING the > POPE. It should also be pointed out that one should NEVER kiss their computer screen or you too will howl like a banshee :) ************************************************************************** Craig Deller The Deller Conservation Group Ltd Geneva, Illinois USA [log in to unmask] "Conservators make it last longer" http://home.aol.com/DELLERCON ***************************************************************************