Tragically uninspiring:

Why is that bed so short?

Candace Perry

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Said to all 19^th and 18^th century era costumed programs staff:

“Are you Amish?”

Sarah’s seconded by all curatorial staff:

“Wealthy patron, recently deceased, no family”

From everyone:

“Chickens massacred. School tour in five.”

“You didn’t get eggs from store?”

“Aren’t you hot in that?”

“What do you wear under there?” said by little older lady while yanking up docent’s petticoats

From: Museum discussion list [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Ross, Sarah
Sent: Thursday, July 18, 2013 11:37 AM
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I have two

"Can we get "Real" Indian food?"

and

"Don't give taxidermied cats to her"

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