The Top Ten Things That an Exhibits Director Would Never Say:<br><br>10.   Kids love to play with real swords!<br>  9.   Do you want more money ?<br>  8.   I think a Kiosk with Facebook on it is perfect!<br>  7.   If we build it, they will come!<br>

  6.   We need labels for tall people!<br>  5.   Use mirrors, they&#39;ll see themselves and wonder...<br>  4.   Is there anything plywood doesn&#39;t solve?<br>  3.   Deadlines? We don&#39;t need no stinking deadlines!<br>

  2.   Who needs to plan? We just throw it up there and whatever sticks, exhibits!<br>  <br>  And now, the number one thing an Exhibit Director would never say:<br><br>  1. (To Executive Director) - Did they give you a degree for that?<br>

<br>Cheers!<br>Dave<br><br>David Harvey<br>Senior Conservator and Museum Consultant<br><br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Fri, Sep 23, 2011 at 7:42 AM, Seth! Leary <span dir="ltr">&lt;<a href="mailto:[log in to unmask]"><a href="/scripts/wa-home.exe?LOGON=A3%3D1109D%26L%3DMUSEUM-L%26E%3Dquoted-printable%26P%3D138879%26B%3D--20cf306848a9aceeec04ada0bac9%26T%3Dtext%252Fhtml%3B%2520charset%3DISO-8859-1%26pending%3D%26A3%3D1109D%26L%3DMUSEUM-L%26E%3Dquoted-printable%26P%3D138879%26B%3D--20cf306848a9aceeec04ada0bac9%26T%3Dtext%252Fhtml%3B%2520charset%3DISO-8859-1%26pending%3D" target="_parent" >[log in to unmask]</a></a>&gt;</span> wrote:<br>

<blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex;">Hi folks,<br>
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Here&#39;s something light for Friday. I am writing a little article of a humorous nature about things an exhibits director would never say. (Think: David Letterman top ten list) I would love to have some help brainstorming phrases that a museum or science center exhibits director would be unlikely to utter. For example, &quot;We couldn&#39;t possibly spend all of that.&quot; or &quot;I don&#39;t think kids will try to climb up there.&quot; Deadlines, budgets, visitors...anything that intersects with the exhibits process is fair game.<br>


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Cheers.<br>
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- Seth!<br>
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Seth! Leary<br>
NRG! Exhibits<br>
Kirkland, Washington<br>
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