I stole this line from an episode of NBC's "Friends" "That may be true in a perfect world...but you ain't in a perfect world now...you in a Museum!" Great episode...all about museum life...about lab coats not sitting with tour jackets and God forbid not the gift shop! It's really about identifing clothing...saw it at a time when our museum(NYS Museum..Albany NY) was dealing with uniforms. You can credit me with the theft...this topic greatly interests me. I keep telling people I keep working at this low salary because I just can't leave the incredible sitcom that this place(I'm sure all museums)is. When you take curators, designers, administrators, gaurds, cleaners, teachers and the public and mash them together it's a blast. I can't believe the things I her people say! If I could write this sitcom I would be rich! We are a cool Museum by the way! Thanks! Albert Gnidica NYS Museum (518)474-0068 >>> [log in to unmask] 05/04/02 09:18AM >>> Dr. Annie Storr and I are going to be conducting a short poster session regarding humor in museums and its effects on museum professionals. This serious study needs your input. What is the best joke/one-liner/short anecdote about museums or museum people you've heard? As a side note: let me know if I can post it and credit you on on the museum humor section of my website...I had intended a rich resource on humor and museums and all that is there is a gaping hole in cyberspace.... ***************************************************************** D. Neil Bremer Bremer Communications Image and Communication Skills for Business Office: (708) 848-5945 Fax: (708) 848-6011 Email: [log in to unmask] URL: http://www.bremercommunications.com ========================================================= Important Subscriber Information: The Museum-L FAQ file is located at http://www.finalchapter.com/museum-l-faq/ . You may obtain detailed information about the listserv commands by sending a one line e-mail message to [log in to unmask] . The body of the message should read "help" (without the quotes). If you decide to leave Museum-L, please send a one line e-mail message to [log in to unmask] . The body of the message should read "Signoff Museum-L" (without the quotes). ========================================================= Important Subscriber Information: The Museum-L FAQ file is located at http://www.finalchapter.com/museum-l-faq/ . You may obtain detailed information about the listserv commands by sending a one line e-mail message to [log in to unmask] . The body of the message should read "help" (without the quotes). If you decide to leave Museum-L, please send a one line e-mail message to [log in to unmask] . The body of the message should read "Signoff Museum-L" (without the quotes).