An unemployed actor was getting pretty desperate for work. He
>>> happens upon this guy from the zoo that's looking for actors.
>>> The guy explains that they spent so much money on
>>> getting the habitat just right, they ran out of money to
>>> import the ape they wanted. They want to hire an actor to
>>> be that ape. Although the actor thinks this is pretty stupid,
>>> he takes the job anyway.
>>>
>>> The first few days, the actor just sits there thinking he
>>> doesn't look real and that no one is stupid enough to fall
>>> for this stunt. He gets bored and decides to walk around
>>> and examine his little cage. With this, he notices that
>>> people are watching his every move. He decides to give
>>> them a show. After a couple weeks, he's swinging on the
> poles and dancing around making a lot of gorilla noises
> and is drawing quite a crowd.
>
> One day he's showing off for a group of kids. He is
> swinging around and around a pole when all of a sudden,
> his hand slips and he goes flying over the cage wall and
> right into the lion's cage. Immediately, the lion is
> stalking him.
>
> The actor backs up as far as he can, and when he sees no
> other option, he starts screaming his lungs out.
>  "HELP ME! HELP ME!"  With that, the lion whispers, "Shut
>  up or you'll get us all fired!"