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Laura Winninghoff
Indiana University
Law Library

On Tue, 26 Jan 1999, Joe wrote:

> Introducing HGH (Human Growth Hormone):
> "The Most Powerful Anti-Obesity Drug Ever Discovered!"
> "It Is Like Metabolic Liposuction Vacuuming Off Excess Body Fat!"
> "It Is The Ultimate Anti-Aging Therapy!"
> " It Is Cosmetic Plastic Surgery In A Bottle!"
> "Maybe The Most Powerful Aphrodisiac Ever Discovered!"
>
> These are statements from physician researchers - as they try to find
>
> appropriate words to describe some of the amazing health benefits
> they
> have noted and documented in their research work with this incredible
>
> substance!
>
> "The Most Powerful Anti-Obesity Drug Ever Discovered!"
> HGH (Human Growth Hormone) may turn out to be the "magic pill" for
> fat
> loss, we have all been waiting for. Inside the body, HGH is like
> Metabolic Liposuction, vacuuming off excess fat from under the belly,
>
> waist, hips, thighs etc.! It revs up metabolism to youthful levels,
> and
> resculptors the body by selectively reducing the fat in the waist,
> abdomen, hips and thighs, while at the same time increasing muscle
> mass!
>
> "The Ultimate Anti-Aging Therapy!"
> HGH affects nearly every cell in our bodies, rejuvenating the skin
> and
> bones, regenerating the heart, liver, lungs, and kidneys, bringing
> organ and tissue function back to youthful levels!
>
> "Cosmetic Plastic Surgery In A Bottle!"
> HGH smoothes out facial wrinkles, it restores the elasticity,
> thickness
> and contours of youthful skin, and it reverses the loss of
> extracellular water that makes old people look like dried up prunes!
>
> "The Most Powerful Aphrodisiac Ever Discovered!"
> HGH may be the most powerful aphrodisiac ever discovered, reviving
> flagging sexuality and potency in older men!
>
> And the list/the story just goes on and on!
>
> Prior to now, this miracle hormone was only available by injections
> through licensed physician practitioners. It was also very expensive
> -
> costing anywhere from $1,000.00 to $2,500.00 per month! But now,
> these
> near miraculous HGH effects and more can be safely enjoyed by every
> adult, especially if you are 30 to 35 years of age or more, because
> our
> company has come out with a product that contains potent HGH
> releasers,
> precursors and secretagogues! Inside the body, these cause the
> release
> of the actual/natural HGH which has the same above mentioned health
> benefits and more. Our HGH product is 100% Safe! Works with your body
> .
> It is a liquid, taken orally, and it is now available to the general
> public, without prescription, and at a very affordable price!
>
> HGH has been shown by researchers to have the following specific
> benefits when regularly used over a period of 6 months:
>
> ~ 14.4% Loss of excess fat on average, after 6 months,
>   without dieting or exercise!
> ~ 8.8% Average Increase in Muscle Mass after 6 months
>   without exercise!
> ~ Eliminate Cellulite!
> ~ Higher Energy Level
> ~ Younger, Tighter, Thicker skin
> ~ Wrinkle Removal
> ~ Hair Regrowth
> ~ Improved Cholesterol Profile, with higher HDL (good)
>   cholesterol, and lower LDL (bad) cholesterol.
> ~ Stronger Bones and Increase in Bone Density
> ~ Lowered Blood pressure
> ~ Greater Cardiac Output
> ~ Superior Immune Function
> ~ Re-Growth of heart, liver, spleen, kidneys, and
>   other organs that shrink with age.
> ~ Faster Wound Healing
> ~ Increased Memory Retention
> ~ Sharper Vision
> ~ Mood Elevation
> ~ Improved Sleep
> ~ Enhanced Sexual performance!
>
> Below are a few testimonials from people using our HGH product:
>
> " I have been on the product for about three months now and I love it
> .
> I've lost around 21 pounds and have a lot more energy"
> ~R.W.; Alabama
>
> "I have been taking your HGH product for 4 months and the results are
>
> astounding. I have lost 12 pounds of fat without dieting, have much
> more energy for my daily workout which I am also getting better
> results from, my hair is starting to go back to its original color,
> and not to offend anyone, but my sex life has gone through the roof!
> I will never be without a bottle of this product! " ~ J.R.; Texas.
>
> "I am recovering from a broken neck sustained two years ago. In the
> last 5 years, I have gained up to 180 pounds. Since I started taking
> your product, I have gone from a size 16 to a 10 in one month and I
> am still loosing inches. My weight as of today is 148 pounds and I'm
> walking for the first time without my cane. I didn't plan on selling
> this product, but people keep seeing me and end up signing up."
> ~ M.W.A Arizona.
>
> " I have been on the product for a little over three months. I have
> noticed a lot of positive health benefits. First, I have lost a
> stubborn ten pounds, that just would not go away for years no matter
> what I did. The cellulite puckers on my upper thighs are almost
> totally gone! My vision is much clearer. I am sleeping like a baby,
> and I wake up very rested. I have a lot more energy, and don't feel
> as hungry as I used to feel. My hair is thicker and has taken on an
> added bounce and youthful glow. People keep commenting on how young I
> look and how I seem to be looking younger and younger with each
> passing day. My libido is so much improved, and my husband loves it.
> I could go on and on. But suffice it to say that I will never be
> without a bottle of this incredible product!"
> ~ C.C.A Oklahoma.
>
> TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR DRASTIC PRICE REDUCTION! BUT HURRY! THIS MAJOR
> PRICE SLASH MAYBE WITHDRAWN AT ANYTIME WITHOUT NOTICE!
>
> Our HGH Product normally retails for only $99.00 per 16 fluid oz.
> bottle, which is same as a month's supply, for a single individual.
> But for a limited time only, the price for one 16 fluid oz bottle has
>
> been slashed to only $69.99. You will need to quote this Product ID
> Code: HGH/15564; when placing your order, in order to get the HGH
> product at this heavily reduced price. (The price quoted on the
> recording on our 24Hour Automated Order Line is still the regular
> price
> of $99.00 per 16 fluid oz). Note: If no Product I.D.Code is quoted
> when
> orders are placed, the full retail price of $99.00 per
> 16 fluid oz. bottle will be charged!
> Wholesale Distributorships Are Available. Requires purchase of your
> first bottle at the retail price of $69.99 plus payment of an
> additional $35.00 Registration Fee. From your second bottle onwards,
> you get the product at up to 57% discount depending on quantity
> ordered. If interested, please state your wishes when you place your
> order. The Wholesale Distributorship Registration Forms & Info will
> be shipped to you along with your first product order.
>
> To Order:
> Call our 24Hour Automated Order Placement Line @: 918-748-1977.
> Quote Code#:HGH/15664.
>
> There Is More! If you order within 72Hours of receiving this product
> info message, you will also receive with your shipment FREE OF CHARGE
> , A FREE GIFT OF AN AUDIOCASSETTE TAPE ON HGH, by an M.D. Physician
> HGH
> Researcher, and an Anti-Aging Medicine/Obesity Medicine Practitioner.
>
> We accept Visa , MasterCard, American Express and Discover. Your
> product will be shipped within 72 Hours on regular business days.
>
> We also offer Overnight Shipping in the US only. We can also ship
> Overseas but we are unable to ship overnight to several countries
> abroad. If you are ordering from abroad, please note that shipping
> rates will vary depending on the country you want us to ship your
> product to.
> If you would like to know for sure what the shipping charges to your
> particular country will be, leave your name, destination country and
> your email address, when you call our 24Hour order taking line @
> 918-748-1977. You will receive an email stating the shipping charges
> including Overnight shipping rates if any, to your country. Please
> speak slowly and clearly spelling out all words/names, particularly
> all
> unusual words/names! The shipping rates quoted on the 24Hour
> Automated
> Order Taking Line applies to standard and overnight shipping in the
> United States only!
>
> ORDER TODAY! And Start Enjoying These Amazing & Miraculous Health
> Benefits Of HGH From Tomorrow!
>
> CALL: 918-748-1977. 24 Hours A Day! Seven Days A Week!
> Remember to quote ID Code#: HGH/15664.
>
> Thank You. If you are in the US, and you selected standard shipping,
> you should receive your product, within 10 to 14 days. If you
> selected
> overnight shipping, you will receive your product the next business
> day! Please note that we only ship overnight during regular business
> days, not on week-ends or Bank Holidays. We ship overseas too, but we
> are unable to state product delivery times for countries outside the
> United States.
>
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