This is a tie:

"Is blood dripping from the ceiling?" 
(No, it was red Slushie syrup from the museum café machine above storage but there sure were a few moments of consternation...)

"Which season did American Indians breed?"
(I stole this one from a colleague at a living history museum who was asked this question on a tour.)

Dawn Scher Thomae
Milwaukee Public Museum

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"I'm married to the Mona Lisa!"

Elaine

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