Not laughing Arthur.
Mike

ARTHUR MEDCN EAGLE wrote:
>
> Do not wish to offend any of my brothers and sisters But sometimes we
> all need a good laugh. We take every day so serious and need something
> good for the heart . LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE IT SENDS OXYGEN TO ONES
> BRAIN AND HELPS CIRCULATE THE BLOOD FLOW.
> May you laugh hearty.
>
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>       Many responsibilities have I and                    all that I
> have; I will continue doing even when others are gone. Ajo:Arthur
> Medicine Eagle
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> Subject: Fwd: funnies
> Date: Mon, 8 Feb 1999 00:27:58 -0500 (EST)
> From: [log in to unmask] (Deborah Woman of the woods)
> To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask],
>      [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask],
>      [log in to unmask]
>
> These came in from my daughter, thought you would like a laugh or two,
> or three.
>
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>
> Subject: funnies
> Date: Sun, 7 Feb 1999 22:04:26 -0500
> From: "Dean & Jen" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: "Deb Foster" <[log in to unmask]>
>
> These are too funny!!!
>
> The following are the three winners from a "Most Embarrassing Moments"
> contest in New Woman's Magazine:
>
> #1
>   "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
> release
> some pent-up energy and ran amok.  I was finally able to grab hold of
> her
> after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.  I
> told
> her if she did not start behaving *right  now*, she would be punished.
>
> To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
> threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
> that I
> saw you kissing  Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was
> deafening
> after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they
> were
> doing!
>
> I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with
> my
> daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me
> were screams of  laughter."
>
> #2
>   It was the day before my eighteenth birthday.  I was living at home
> but
> my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend
> over
> for a romantic night alone.  "As we lay in bed after making love, we
> heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that
> I
> give her a piggyback ride to the phone.  Since we didn't want to miss
> the
> call, we didn't have time to get dressed.
>
> When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on
> and a
> whole crowd of people yelled, "SURPRISE!"
>
> My entire family   -  aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all my
> friends were standing there!!!  My girlfriend and I were frozen in a
> state
> of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.   Since
> then,
> no one in my family has planned a surprise party again."
>
> #3
>   A lady picked up several items at a discount store.   When she
> finally
> got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price
> tag.
> Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and
> boomed
> out for all the store to hear: "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13 "TAMPAX,
> SUPERSIZE."
>
> That was bad enough, but somebody at rear of the store apparently
> misunderstood the word "tampax" for  "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like
> tone,  a voice boomed back over the  intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND
> YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

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