Dateline Rome -

According to late reports, Julius Caesar, popular Roman leader,
today was stabbed in the Forum. This happened as he was on his
way to the Senate, which was to be in session even though today
is an official holiday, Ides. A group of conspirators said to
include Caius Brutus and Cassius has taken credit for the act.
"He was warned," a spokesman said. It is now known that Caesar
died of his wounds, according to doctors at Capitoline
Hospital, where he was rushed. One, who requested anonymity,
speculated that the fatal wound was "the most unkindest cut of
all." Funeral arrangements are still incomplete, but Marc
Antony, a confidant of Caesar, is expected to deliver the
eulogy. Antony is known for his rhetorical skills. There will
be complete coverage of the funeral ceremony. Details of the
assassination will follow as learned.