The Top-ten Things That Newt's Mom Whispered To Connie Chung:
 
10. He can "Talk To The Animals"!
 
9.  Dad took Newty to visit Verdun and Newty said, "Dad, I'm going to
    make sure that no more American Boys die in France - I'll send 'em Jerry
    Lewis!"
 
8.  I smoke the cigarettes and he inhaled!
 
7.  Newty says that gun control is being able to hit the White House -
    From Capitol Hill!
 
6.  He was born with the white hair, you know!
 
5.  Newty wrote that famous line in the 70's: "Love is never having to
    say you're sorry" He told his first wife that, in the hospital.
 
4.  Dad spits in the sink, I use the toilet, and Newty uses C-Span!
 
3.  When his last sister was born, and I was in labor, Newty called it,
    "Contractions For America"!
 
2.  Whoops, sorry 'bout those ashes on your cake, Connie!
 
1.  The President? Newty says she's a Bitch!
 
 
Smiles,
Dave
 
PS- did anyone see SPY magazine's review of new National Historic Sites?