Subject: I've moved to a new e-mail address
Precedence: bulk

Hi,

I've moved to a new e-mail address.  The message you just
sent me regarding $SUBJECT
has been forwarded to me, so there's no need to resend it,
but please update my address so that I will keep getting your e-mails!

NEW ADDRESS:    [log in to unmask]  (of course, capitalizations are arbitrary)

OLD ADDRESSES:  If you've got any of these addresses for me, they
are either defunct, or will be shortly!

                [log in to unmask]
                [log in to unmask]
                [log in to unmask]
                [log in to unmask]
                [log in to unmask]
                Gorodetz@[log in to unmask]

So I'm sure you're wondering, how on Earth did he get so many
e-mail addresses!?  I have no idea!  I'm sure it was a mistake.

Thanks for updating my address -- looking forward to your mail!

David