I posted this to the list a couple of years ago, but it's still funny...

Inscribed in the frieze of the grand entrance to the Springfield Museum are
the words: "TRUTH, KNOWLEGDE, GIFTSHOP"

...Don't have a (disected) cow, man!

~JS

----- Original Message -----
From: "Dan Schoeneberg" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Monday, May 06, 2002 12:03 PM
Subject: Re: AAM Poster session


> I have to say the Simpsons episode with Donald Sutherland is one of my
favorites. His line about "I'm an antiquarian, its my job to tell the truth"
just about had me rolling on the floor..
>
> The one about Side Show Bob stealing the Wright Flyer is equally as good.
>
> d'oh...
>
> Dan Schoeneberg
>
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