Lighten up, Dave. Christopher Whittle may be onto something
when he suggests facilitating museum patron licking of
paintings. I would suggest steering them towards those with
cadmium and other heavy metal pigments. And, as I recall, some
dandy arsenates have been used historically. The world is
overpopulated, and this might be a useful form of demographic
Darwinianism.
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