I heard it as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done!"
Here in the southern US one tends to see more possum roadkill than
squirrel.
Tim
Timothy S. Bottoms
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Cape Fear Museum
814 Market Street
Wilmington, North Carolina 28401-4731
910.341.4350 x 3011
910.341.4037 (fax)
Roger Smith
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Which reminds me Roy of the old favourite:
" Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To show the squirrel how it's done safely!
There is surely a message for us all in this parable!
best wishes
Roger
Roy wrote< Among the 1000's of categorized and searchable "museum" links on
my website .. I rooted out the Food Museum's list of all edible animals ..
which, according to the http://www.foodmuseum.com/ .. include: Armadillo,
Bison, Caribou, Camel, Cat, Cattle, Deer, Frog, Goat, Guinea Pig, Hippo,
Horse, Insects, Kangaroo, Llama, Monkeys, Pig, Rabbit, Rat, Reptiles,
Sheep,
Snail, Turtle, Water Buffalo, Yak>
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