>Dateline Rome -
>
>According to late reports, Julius Caesar, popular Roman leader,
>today was stabbed in the Forum. This happened as he was on his
>way to the Senate, which was to be in session even though today
>is an official holiday, Ides. A group of conspirators said to
>include Caius Brutus and Cassius has taken credit for the act.
>"He was warned," a spokesman said. It is now known that Caesar
>died of his wounds, according to doctors at Capitoline
>Hospital, where he was rushed. One, who requested anonymity,
>speculated that the fatal wound was "the most unkindest cut of
>all." Funeral arrangements are still incomplete, but Marc
>Antony, a confidant of Caesar, is expected to deliver the
>eulogy. Antony is known for his rhetorical skills. There will
>be complete coverage of the funeral ceremony. Details of the
>assassination will follow as learned.



Someone has WAY too much free time   ;)

Emily J. Van
Museum Science Research Librarian
Museum Science Grad Student
Museum of Texas Tech University
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