On 10/31/07, Jon Austin <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> After six months of resting calmly, one of
> the aforementioned caskets did mysteriously roll off its platform several
> years ago, but the "restless spirit" hasn't been detected since.  We chalked
> up the incident to a visitor who got a bit too curious and had to "touch and
> feel" a used casket.

That happened at a local funeral home around me. The casket rolled out
the door and down the street where it crashed into a pharmacy. The lid
popped open and the corpse sat up. A stunned passerby asked "Can I
help you?" and the corpse replied, "No thanks. I just needed something
to stop my coffin."

Ba-dum-bum. Thanks folks I'll be here all week.  ;)

Deb

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