> Y2K Problem Solved
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> Corporate has defined a lower cost alternative for Desktop conversions
> that also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove
> all computers from the desktop by Jan, 1999. Instead, everyone will be
> provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.  There are many sound reasons for
> doing this:
>  1.    No Y2K problems
>  2.    No technical glitches, keeping work from being done.
>  3.    No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
>  4.    Substantial hardware cost savings.
>
> Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
>  Q:   My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over
>  the screen. What do I do?
>  A:   Pick it up and shake  it
>  Q:   How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
>  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>  Q:   What's  the shortcut for Undo?
>  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>  Q:   How do I create a New Document window?
>  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>  Q:   How do I  set the background and foreground to the same color?
>  A:   Pick  it up and shake it.
>  Q:   What is the proper procedure  for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
>  A:   Pick it up and shake  it.
>  Q:   How do I delete a document on my  Etch-A-Sketch?
>  A:   Pick it up and shake it.
>  Q:   How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
>  A:   Don't shake it.
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