Q) How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Two: one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how great
the old bulb was.

Q) How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?
A) None.  The bulb contains the seeds of it's own revolution.

And the one you've all been waiting for...

Q) How many curators does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Just one.  He holds the bulb above his head, and the world revolves
around him.

Ba-doom chink!

Eugene Dillenburg
Lead Developer, Philippines Coral Reef exhibit
John G. Shedd Aquarium
1200 South Lake Shore Drive
Chicago, Illinois  60605

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Willow: Where were you?
Buffy: Uh, I was looking at the fishes.
Willow: Was it cool?
Buffy: It was fishes.