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Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO LATE. Your computer
> will begin to emit a vile ODOR. Then it will secrete a foul,
> milky DISCHARGE. Verily, it shall SCREECH with the tortured,
> monitor-shattering SCREAM of 1,000 hell-scorched souls, drawing
> unwanted attention to your cubicle from co-workers and
> supervisors alike. After violently ripping itself from the wall,
> your computer will punch through your office window as it STREAKS
> into the night, HOWLING like a BANSHEE. Once free, it will spend
> the rest of its days TORTURING household PETS and MOCKING the
> POPE.
It should also be pointed out that one should NEVER kiss their computer
screen
or you too will howl like a banshee :)
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Craig Deller
The Deller Conservation Group Ltd
Geneva, Illinois
USA
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http://home.aol.com/DELLERCON
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