I once ate at a restaurant in Denver Co. with a conservator.

The decor consisted of as many stuffed birds, animals, bits of animals
as could conceivably be crammed onto the walls, and all uncased.


"Gee!" said my host "I wonder how many times you get to eat here before
you begin to feel the effects of the arsenic".

--
David W. Allen, Librarian
Horniman Museum & Gardens
LONDON SE23 3PQ, UK
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