Let's see, what kind of coursework would be useful for
          museum work:
 
 
          FINANCE
           Absurd Budgets 101 and Creative Accounting 101
          Advanced Allocations: cost accounting for museums
 
          MANAGEMENT
          Advanced last minute planning; Management by Muddling
          Through; Applied procrastination
 
          CURATORIAL/EXHIBITION
          Dino-matics: the dumbing down method of exhibit development
          How to turn down a profferred gift of family heirloom
              place settings (pre-requisite: tax deductions for
              contributions of unappreciated property.)
          Curatorial vs. Education: the competitive team method of
              exhibition development
 
          DEVELOPMENT
          Brass B*lls: How to ask absolutely anyone for absolutely
              anything.
          Mismatch: how to be sure the programs you do suit the
             requirements of the largest possible population of
             funders.
 
          and finally:
 
          TELECOMMUNICATIONS:
          Wasting time with your computer when you should be
             doing something else (prerequisite, advanced
             procrastination).
 
          ;^)
          Eric Siegel
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